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Chris McDonald — April 12, 2024

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Chris McDonald — April 16, 2024

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Me pissed at the gnome

Jason keep you in the car

Initial Email to Mr. Johnson

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Are you done venting yet

I can be a real bitch sometimes

Wanna buy a Jeep

The Mahwah Cadillac Scam Explained

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Mad with Johnson about the website

Pandos Johnson Cease and Desist

Are you sure that will scare him? He's telling the truth!

Pandos Bio

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Don't worry GUYS, I got this taken care of. It's called a Cease and Desist Letter.

8/8/25 Cease & Desist

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Cease & Desist Rebuttal

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8/27/25 2nd Cease & Desist

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He didn't take the website down — Oh he'll DEFINITELY get scared when we send a cop

Don't worry GUYS, I've been assured that sending a cop over his house with a lawsuit will handle this — Johnson Cadillac Bad Cadillac website

Pandos/Palecco Lawsuit Pages

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He really sent you guys a letter HERE? — Don't worry little buddy, I'll send him a Cease and Desist Letter to make him stop

Steinhardt Cease & Desist

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I know the guy we threatened wasn't lying but that doesn't matter NOW. What matters is YOU — You told me PP Power was strong. I tried 2 ceases and desist letters and sent a cop over this guys house.

I've had a PP longer than you. If I have to I'll help you. We're a TEAM remember? — He not only answered the complaint PP, he filed COUNTERCLAIMS! I am SO SCREWED!

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For a shit time call 908-852-4613 BadCadillac.com — bathroom stall with toilet paper rolls featuring faces

Outside bathroom

Scared Clean — Guaranteed to scare the shit right off your walls! Cease and Desist Formula

Bathroom after Scared Clean — branded toilet paper rolls with faces, flowers on tank

Scared Clean — Guaranteed to Scare the SHIT out of Anything. Cease and Desist Formula. 172-Point Checklist Approved.

Certified — Back to the Scene of the Crime

Three Johnson Auto Group men reading Counterclaims, Lawsuit, and Legal Documents — all thinking FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! — I CAN'T ABORT! PP isn't even answering the special red phone anymore!

LSC board telling PP — We're gonna need you to put your Big Boy pants on and help him out. PP: I AM Standing!! You want me to help junior? FINE! But I'm wearing my costume still!

Mosc shows Pandos his safe space

LSC board to PP: We have a problem — The guy you threatened with the cop? He not only answered your lawsuit with counterclaims; He's suing YOU and US — that was pretty reckless what transpired. You might have to take that costume off soon

12/15/25 Judge Denies Pandos — Uses COLE FACTORS

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Pandos Trauma Pack

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PP's car parked outside Late, Shunned & Crying Attorneys at Law — No Justice No Problem — Hall of Justice

2/27/26 Pandos Oral Argument Part 2

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Mosc peeking in: I told you so! The PP doesn't work on him. PP sitting on bed crying: This guy is relentless with all his filings. I don't know if I'm coming or going either buddy

4/20/26 Appellate Decision Key Page

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4/21/26 Told to Contact Moscagiuri for Questions

Lawyers in conference room with PP superhero — Mosc can't handle it himself

4/25/26 Pandos/Moscagiuri Arbitration Email

Both scared in closet

Three lawyers thinking about who to manipulate next

4/27/26 Whole Firm Email

4/29/26 Arbitration Letter

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Lawyer holding Pandos superhero costume asking if she has to put it on and call him a liar

4/30/26 Benito Appearance, 5/19-20 Benito FAILS

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5/20/26 BENITO FILES ARBITRATION PAPERS

Person seated in a wood-paneled office beside a Kool-Aid dispenser

AAA ROAD MAP, JUNE FAILURES, BEEMAN ENTRANCE

7/6/26 BARRETT APPOINTED: BIO

Family seated at a dining table with a woman in a suit and comic-style speech bubbles

Office meeting scene with people standing behind a conference table and a speech bubble

Illustrated superhero-themed bedroom scene with comic-style speech bubbles and characters near a closet

Illustrated scene featuring Mosc and Barrett

8/18/26 BARRETT RECUSAL